Gummy Penis Bachelorette Party Ideas
Simple Instructions to Help You Make
WHISKEY DICK GUMMY PENISES
(Whiskey Dick Gummy Penises contain high volumes of alcohol…consume with care!)
As a single bar-hoppin’ gal, whiskey dick was an awkward and disappointing reality that you probably had to face more than once. But now that you’re getting married (or maybe it’s your best friend…whatever), whiskey dick will be an anticipated and welcomed marital failure! Let’s raise our glasses to the fact that you–yes, YOU–will never really have to have sex again! And what better to toast with than a chewy, penis-shaped novelty candy soaked in whiskey…
Here are the simple ingredients and instructions to make your own Whiskey Dick Gummy Penises:
Prep Time: 5 minutes | Marinating Time: 24 hours
Servings: 2-24, depending on your friends’ tolerance
You will need:
- Approx. 1 cup whiskey
- 5-6oz Package of Gummy Penises
- Container (use something fancy if you believe in a glamorous life)
- Plastic wrap
- Individual serving cups (the ones with lids made for Jell-O shots work best)
What to do:
- 1.Open the box of gummy penises and place them in the container.
- 2.Submerge gummy penises in whiskey.
- Stir it up.
- Cover the container and place it in the refrigerator.
- Leave the gummy penises to marinade for 24 hours, giving them proper time to absorb the whiskey. Stir them up once or twice within the 24-hour time period. If you don’t take the time to stir, the whole thing will come out looking like a multi-colored breast implant.
- After 24 hours, take the gummy penis concoction out of the fridge. The gummy penises will have absorbed the whiskey and doubled in size!
- Spoon individual gummy penises into serving size cups and hand them out as treats at your bachelorette party. Entertain your guests by making jokes about spitting or swallowing.
- Put the gummy penises at the bottom of pure shots of whisky—gummy penises are way better than those played-out tequila worms!
- If you want to do something really cool, serve the Whiskey Dick Gummy Penises inside of shot glass wedding rings (Yup. That’s a gummy penis trapped inside of an engagement diamond).
DIAMOND RING IMAGE
I doubt you’ll have any trouble finding gummy penises—they’re available at any bridal website such as bachelorette.com (I ordered through bachelorette.com and had no problems to speak of). However, if you really have a hard time finding gummy penises, you can always get some Hannah Montana Concert Candy or a package of Gummi Lighthouses, which look exactly like penises whether they mean to or not!